"Ah-ha" Answers

September 23, 2020

“The greatest leader is not necessarily the one who does the greatest things,” said Reagan, “He is the one that gets the people to do the greatest things.”

September 20, 2020

“We do not really know,” said the shopkeeper, “but the other two call him ‘boss’.”

September 17, 2020

“The reason I use those terms is because I’ve forgotten her real name.”

September 14, 2020

“No, and please don’t tell her, she’ll have me answering the phones, too.”

September 12, 2020

“You will not be successful unless you get a cup,” he pointed out.

September 9, 2020

“I have a shop full of guys that do that all day -- I need someone that will work.”

September 8, 2020

"The living one."

September 7, 2020

"My wife is an expert, too. If you will just do all the arguing with her about how this tire ought to be changed, I can concentrate on the work and get the job done."

September 3, 2020

The guest continued, “The third door has a ‘do not disturb’ sign on it.”

September 1, 2020

“Sorry, it is taking so long to get the elevators cleaned,” the employee apologized, “I’ve cleaned both elevators on each of the lower thirty floors and only have a few floors to go. I would be done, but sometimes I must wait a long time for the door to open.

August 31, 2020

"Thanks to you I am freezing," exclaimed the spendthrift.

August 27, 2020

The baby weighed over 20 pounds.

August 26, 2020

“See, I told you honesty pays! I gave the driver a single and he gave me back change for a five.”

August 22, 2020

"Sorry it took so long," he said. "The stupid old thing was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!"

August 18, 2020

“You miss 100% of the shots,” he said, “you never take.”

August 14, 2020

“The living one.”

August 12, 2020

The emailed reply read, “I am not saying that you do or do not sleep with your housekeeper, but if she was sleeping in her own bed she would know where the saltshaker is.”

August 11, 2020

You wrote, "neither do I".

August 7, 2020

Bill had completely slept through the entire prior day and absenteeism required either a doctor’s note or written explanation.

July 30, 2020

“If you really want to help jump in and help me find my car keys.”

July 25, 2020

The caption read, “Sunset over Sumdum Glacier, Alaska”.

July 24, 2020

“No, it’s just that all that skipping makes me tired.”.

July 23, 2020

“I’m the groom.”

July 22, 2020

“Where has that monkey gone? I sent him hours ago to bring me another lion.”

July 21, 2020

The card the florist had inserted with the flowers read, "Happy anniversary. Now you're number two."

July 20, 2020

There on the floor was the same book, a bookmark sticking from the top indicated the last supervisor had given it to him.

July 19, 2020

“It’s 7:00, dear, time to get up.”

July 9, 2020

“Before I put up the sign people kept tripping over Hunter. I was afraid someone would hurt themselves falling.”

July 7, 2020

"You fool!" said the leader, "For weeks we've been eating managers and no one noticed anything. But you had to go and eat someone important!"

July 5, 2020

“I just spent $600,000 training him. Why would I want somebody to hire his experience?”

July 2, 2020

“Because he was sitting in the lobby where you came in,” the teen explained.

July 1, 2020

“There are probably several ways, but here is how I do it,” Nancy said before taking a handful of paper towels and opening one of the stalls, dipped the towels in the toilet water and used them to wipe the mirror.

July 1, 2020

“There are probably several ways, but here is how I do it,” Nancy said before taking a handful of paper towels and opening one of the stalls, dipped the towels in the toilet water and used them to wipe the mirror.

June 25, 2020

"She said, 'Come out from under that bed, you coward!'"

June 23, 2020

“That’s a little better, I’ll take it,” she said.

Then thinking it over she added, “You know what, I better take both of them.”

June 22, 2020

Emptying the tub by pulling the plug is the fastest way possible way to get rid of the water - not to mention the cleanest (because of sloshing the water). Yet it was not one of the solutions provided even though it was very visible to him.

June 18, 2020

The mayor continued to the astonishment of the crowd. “I remember the first day Father O’Reilly arrived,” the mayor continued. In fact, I was the first person he heard in the confessional.”

June 16, 2020

“Yes, they do have hammers in stock at $100 for a dozen. I also found out that two dozen only costs $150, that's half price.” Our cost is normally $10, so I ordered them for tomorrow.”

June 7, 2020

Russ pictured the "Shut Up" each time he was tempted to talk. The man said Russ was the first person never to try to complete his sentences.

May 28, 2020

Although none have seen or personally participated in the spray, no monkey ever again approaches the stairs to try for the banana.

May 23, 2020

"Jack, she says she’ll pay you $50 if you chop off another toe.”

May 18, 2020

"I am helping to build this beautiful cathedral so people can come here to worship their Lord.”

May 10, 2020

"Yes."

"Excuse me?" she said, surprised.

"Yes. I'll make it."