"Ah-ha" Answers

July 9, 2020

“Before I put up the sign people kept tripping over Hunter. I was afraid someone would hurt themselves falling.”

July 7, 2020

"You fool!" said the leader, "For weeks we've been eating managers and no one noticed anything. But you had to go and eat someone important!"

July 5, 2020

“I just spent $600,000 training him. Why would I want somebody to hire his experience?”

July 2, 2020

“Because he was sitting in the lobby where you came in,” the teen explained.

July 1, 2020

“There are probably several ways, but here is how I do it,” Nancy said before taking a handful of paper towels and opening one of the stalls, dipped the towels in the toilet water and used them to wipe the mirror.

July 1, 2020

“There are probably several ways, but here is how I do it,” Nancy said before taking a handful of paper towels and opening one of the stalls, dipped the towels in the toilet water and used them to wipe the mirror.

June 25, 2020

"She said, 'Come out from under that bed, you coward!'"

June 23, 2020

“That’s a little better, I’ll take it,” she said.

Then thinking it over she added, “You know what, I better take both of them.”

June 22, 2020

Emptying the tub by pulling the plug is the fastest way possible way to get rid of the water - not to mention the cleanest (because of sloshing the water). Yet it was not one of the solutions provided even though it was very visible to him.

June 18, 2020

The mayor continued to the astonishment of the crowd. “I remember the first day Father O’Reilly arrived,” the mayor continued. In fact, I was the first person he heard in the confessional.”

June 16, 2020

“Yes, they do have hammers in stock at $100 for a dozen. I also found out that two dozen only costs $150, that's half price.” Our cost is normally $10, so I ordered them for tomorrow.”

June 7, 2020

Russ pictured the "Shut Up" each time he was tempted to talk. The man said Russ was the first person never to try to complete his sentences.

May 28, 2020

Although none have seen or personally participated in the spray, no monkey ever again approaches the stairs to try for the banana.

May 23, 2020

"Jack, she says she’ll pay you $50 if you chop off another toe.”

May 18, 2020

"I am helping to build this beautiful cathedral so people can come here to worship their Lord.”

May 10, 2020

"Yes."

"Excuse me?" she said, surprised.

"Yes. I'll make it."